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Laughing in the Dark: Comics for Those with a Morbid Sense of Humor

Winning the Fight but Losing the Race

Whenever someone says you should see the other guy, it’s usually the case that they are badly beaten up, but the person they fought fared even worse. It usually sounds like their small piece of victory, but is it? Certainly not, according to this joke.

Congratulations on inflicting more injury on the other guy, but apparently, it’s precisely why he got the girl. But how come he never recovered? He even passed on his injuries to his kids! Those are pretty shitty genes to inherit.

Next: Never call someone a pizzahead—unless they look like this.

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